Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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