just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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