But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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