We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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