Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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