I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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