Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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