break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize