so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Drake has all the answers
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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