Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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