Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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