Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She's like a pop up book from hell.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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