Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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