I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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