Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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