is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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