If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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