Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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