Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Randomize
