So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
i now understand why vodka
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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