I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
thus making me awesome and them whores
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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