I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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