people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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