only if we run a train.
done.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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