so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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