i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
is wine microwaveable?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Randomize
