OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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