I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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