Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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