He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
send nudes
from the living room?
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