apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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