i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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