Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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