i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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