My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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