Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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