i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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