Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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