Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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