She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
