At least make sure they are 18
Why
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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