handjob tips. give me some.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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