Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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