I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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