Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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