So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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