Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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