The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She's JV to your varsity
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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