i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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