So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Randomize
