you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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