careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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