And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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