how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
When did angry sex become our thing?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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