So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
