Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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