You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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