So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Randomize
