I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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